NY TIMES 1

Collage by Glen Wild

OUR FIRST FIGHT

HW- What the fuck are you talking about,you know, this is one of the reason why people like to know who they are planning to meet before, because when things don't go your way, you talk fuck up things, I have two well paid job, and let me say I am a teacher by profession, so watch your fucking words.

GW- Hummmm. I like you sensitive side. If you want to drop the charade, we can be civil. i'm sorry honey. Forgive me?
PS- Nice run on sentence.

HR- I am not that easy baby, you will have to make it up to me and then I will probably think about it.

GW- At your service.

HR- Hey baby! I'm home alone and ready for some good sex.

GETTING TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER

GW- Now you're talking my language (although your grammar, spelling and sentence structure leave a little to be desired).I would very much like to bend you over that chair and make you howl like the dirty little slut you seem to wan to be.Or are you all talk?

HR- Anything that say i can back it up baby. I wnat you to come and rock this pussy of mine.

GW- OK. I'll take your word for it. Send me the specs. and I'm there. But before you do, take another picture of that sweet pussy and send that. It IS the internet ya know. You could be a 65 year old fat Italian man with bad breath and a toupee. Til then...

HR- I'll have to9 try and give you direction,cus I'm new in town.

GW- What am I not getting across here? I'll bang you, lick your pooosy, sztick my finger up your puckered little asshole....and teach you how to diagram a sentence. Do you get paid by the word? Don't tell me you'll give me directions. JUST GIVE ME DIRECTIONS! IF THIS IS YOU IDEA OF CYBER FOREPLAY- I'M NOT PLAYING. I'm getting angry. You don't want to make me angry, do you?

LOVE BLOSSOMS

HR- I want it all.

GW- Me too. Let me know how I can give it to you.

HR- Well babes, my favorite position is doggy style. Can you fuck me in that style.

GW- I can fuck you in any style you want. Ever here of missionary? I invented that one. But let me ask you- are you some pimply faced jerk who is hired by this site just to keep me on the line with your blab? Or are you the hot chick in the pic who wants a stiff dick? If it is the lattertell me how we can take care of that itch. If the former, go grab yer own and stop emailing me.

HR- You are a real hottie and me and you together is going to get the fire blazing. Don't ever talk to me like that again because i will sit on your face and you are not going to be able to breath.

HOTRODSWANTED1

glenwildI want to make you get down on your kneeds and let me fuck your dick with my playing stick. Sit at the table with my legs spread open for you to nibble on my wet and shiny pussy. Playing gaames in and out of the bedroom is one of my faves!

*All dialog guaranteed verbatim

HR- Do you want to know more about me?
Want to see more of me? It's up to you to write me back now. XOXO

GW-Yes. But I'm not interested in teasing. You want more?

XXX Circus Freak

Overeducated farm hand seeks girl with good skin and a few issues. Must love The Simpsons and cats (but not in bed). Kids OK (but not in bed). I like my water deep and my women shallow. Turn ons: toe cleavage. Turn offs: people who think that's perverse.