DRAW ME A PICTURE

HR- What is Ardor day?

GW- It's Arbor honey, but don't worry your pretty little head. You're beginning to grow on me. I'm sorry for all my suspicions. You know what the Iraqi ambassador says- Diddle me once, shame on me...I mean you..Diddle me twice....

HR- I'll diddle you and let you fuck me doggy style. Would you like that ?

GW- I'm sure I would. I see how found you are of the canine position, HR. Mr. and and Mrs. Wanted1 raised quite a nasty little girl. Lest we get lost in this delightful reparte, there is the small matter of that photo?

HR- My cam is down.

GW- Draw me a picture.

HR-

R U 4 REEL?

HR- You will get more than you bargain for baby!

GW- Yeah sure. All talk.

HR- Once I get my hands on you I will fuk you so hard you won't know which end is iup. You think you are sooo smart. i am teacher and will learn you a thing ort3.

GW- OK teech- I'm all yours- typos and all. But... I have to tell you I get the impression you are a paid employee of this site whose soul task is to keep lonely tools like myself on the line and renewing my subscription. Am I getting warm?

HR- I am 4 reel. Be patient and you will be rewarded. I can't waitt to stik my strap on didlo up ur ass. Would you like that.

GW- Only on special holidays like say George Washington's birthday and Arbor day. Didn't we cover this area?

SECOND THOUGHTS

Sorry I haven't kept up the conversation between HOTRODSWANTED1 and myself but I got busy.


Here's where we left off.

HR- Hey baby! I am home alone and in the mood for some good sex.

GW- Hey. I just happen to be in the same position (so to speak). How we gonna make this happen or is this just all chum? Just worked a tough day- dirty, sweaty- all aching muscles and oozing pheromones. Where's that pic i asked for? I asked nicely. You know I only have so much patience. I'm gonna take a shower, roll one, crack a beer and think of what i would do to you under that blue shirt?

HR- What did you thought about doing under my blue shirt?

GW- That's as good as you got? Once again, it seems I'm doing all the work in this relationship. We aren't growing as a couple. I feel neglected and taken advantage of. You want to know what I'll do under that blue shirt...? Lay back on that kitchen table. Scooch your ass up a bit. There. Now....But wait a minute. There I go again! All I do is give. Give. Give. What about Glen?

PS
Pay attention to sentence structure and use of past, present and future tense. My dick gets soft when I have to diagram too much.